• horrible pick-up lines
  • places not to sun bathe
  • reasons to get drunk
  • why I hate cucumber
  • name of new political parties
  • excuses not to go put with the trash
  • unfortunate pet names
  • reasons to be late
  • the real reason why penguins can’t fly
  • things to do with a pencil
  • the alternative ending to «the Lion King»
  • the best way to open a jar of pickles
  • electrical companys to stay clear of
  • unfortunate superpowers
  • places not to go swimming
  • reasons to decline an invitation
  • why I can’t stop singing
  • reasons to kill your pet
  • ways to get a boyfriend/girlfriend
  • what not to antibac
  • unfortunate combination of food
  • what your parrot really thinks of you
  • name of the musical about Drumpf
  • this is not food
  • Skating
  • Oven chips
  • Emmanuel Macron
  • Chewing gum
  • New shoes
  • Fake tan
  • Tractors
  • Boiled potatoes
  • Circus strongmen
  • Boxes of chocolates
  • Walking up a lot of steps
  • Tight trousers
  • Ski wax
  • A prosthetic leg
  • Melted hair extensions
  • A defective sex toy
  • A human eyeball in a can of baked beans
  • A tube of hand cream which turned out to be glue